The latest Pew internet survey, which is conducted annually (though not always with the same questions) was released today. It's an overview of the demographics of internet access in the United States. Who has access? Who doesn't? Who's using smartphones but not broadband? Are there still people using dial-up? Who are those people? Why isn't the head of Time Warner in jail for crimes of substandard customer service? Questions like these, except the last one, which is unanswerable by man or god, have been answered.